Liz, 21, Dallas

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princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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einsteinrosenbridges:

a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything

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Anonymous asked: dating advice?

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

trust:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

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bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

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guy:

stability:

What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon

What do you mean most people leave their rooms

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lou teasdale: i think ill wear a suit with some hot cleavage for the wedding
harry: ....
lou: ....
harry: ...
lou: ....
harry: well one of us is gonna have to change

I hate when people say “women should leave some things to the imagination” like WTF do y’all think women are hiding under their shirt? A baby goat??? The Bridge to Terabithia?? Get the fuck…

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johnwaters:

talents include

  • um
  • i can tell which member of one direction is singing what part in any given song

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siriuslovesremus:

                

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mitchdahbitch:

occupation: ugly friend

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marissachantelle:

castnoanchors:

sirbry:

Oh shit

so fucking down

GUYS