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"When did i get this sad?"

- Six word story (via ashleyilene)

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relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

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unxi:

fuck nudes i want pics of ur cat

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daftpnk:

*doesnt care and falls asleep*

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youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

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laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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weavemunchers:

when I say that im ready to order at a restaurant what I really mean is that im not ready but the panic will help me make a decision

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